South Park - Season 12 Episode 6 'Over Logging' Get off the Internet, Stanley, it's time for bed. Mom, I just gotta do a couple more things. Now, Stanley. The Internet will be waiting for you in the morning. South Park s12e06 - Over Logging Episode Script. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. Shelley, off the Internet. It's bedtime. Mom, I'm i-chatting with my boyfriend in Montana! Now, Shelley! Why do you hate me? Randy, off the Internet. No come on, leave me alone. - No, mister, it's time for night-night. - But Sharon, I've got stuff to do. I've gotta see my credit rating, I've gotta send an e-mail to Nelson and check out Foley's vacation photos- You don't have to do all that now! You can do one more thing and then it's bedtime. One more thing? What the hell? Stan, I gotta use your computer! My Internet's not working; I gotta use yours. And give Daddy some private time, will ya? - My Internet's not working either. - Dad, the Internet's not working! - I know that, okay? I have to get online with my darling Amir before school starts! Randy, I can't get my e-mail to open. Everybody just calm down! Calm down, all right? It's going to be okay! We just can't panic! Please help us. What happened? It has no Internet. We've got nothing! It's just gone. You can use our Internet until you figure out what to do. Thank you Gerald. - I'm getting on it first. - Oh no you're not! Kyle, I need to use your Internet. - It's not working. I've even unplugged it and plugged it back in. No, our Internet can't be broken. Ah, I've gotta get an attachment Larry sent me last night. It's not working, Gerald. But it has to work! Maybe if I do a little- Your Internet's not working, Gerald! I have to get online before it's school. What about Starbucks? They have free Internet. Right, Starbucks! Everyone get your stuff; we can take my car. - Hey, is your guys' Internet working? What's happening? Everyone's gonna go to Starbucks now. Everyone in the car. We have to beat them there. God, the whole neighborhood's affected. Get out of the way, Peterson! Folks, there's no Internet here. - It's not working, I tell ya. - It's not working here? Kids, get back in the car. We can go to the Mac store. You're wasting your time. - How do you know? - Because we just came from there! There was nothing! Not one scrap of Internet! How can there be no Internet anywhere? What's going on? Anybody got a Blackberry? Check Drudge Report. No wait, we can't check Drudge Report: there's no Internet! There has to be a way to find out what's going on. Don't you get it? There's no Internet to find out why there's no Internet! What did we used to do to get the news before the Internet? A television! Once again we apologize, but we cannot bring you the news. It appears that we have no Internet here at News 4. We'll be happy to bring you up on current events just as soon as our Internet is back. Jesus, it's statewide. It could be nationwide. Do you have Internet? It it's Channel 4 News. No, we don't have Internet either. We're all alone. - What's the matter? - I don't know. I need to get on Web MD and see why I have this cough, but I can't. What if my sweetheart is online looking for me? He could be wondering why I don't get online with him. Maybe he thinks I'm dead. If my darling Amir gets another girlfriend, I'm gonna kill him! Shelley, whoa, stop, stop! Dad, you've gotta do something! She's out of control! You're right. We just can't sit here any longer. - Randy, where will you go? - We're gonna head west.
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